Duh. Who could say no to such a pretty face?
potentiallypotatos whispered:
possibly. Also I have a ring for you. Will you marry the pathetic me?
potentiallypotatos whispered:
*gets down on one knee* *gets down on the other knee* *falls to the ground* *lays there* *cries for a while* What was this about again
…Do you need medical attention, senior citizen?
Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal in your ask <3
Yesssssssssss
[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]
Please omg
BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools
- all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
- sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
- all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
- your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
- always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus
This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]
I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to.
-inhale- You smell that? That’s the sweet smell of karmic payback.
This is the best news I’ve heard all day!
I thought this was really funny because this Dirk takes this Dave’s glasses and is teasing him and someone yells out “Your Stridercest is showing!”
Oh my god
This is perfect in so many ways
someone take tegaki away from me
So I just realized something about meowrails… Horse owners often adopt cats to kill mice in their barns, because mice bother horses. The horses recognize this, and in return they protect the cats (well, they mostly just let the cats sleep on them). And that’s kind of a good analogy for equius and nepeta’s relationship.
You gonna order, or what?
Coming right the hell up.
What did you say your name was? Trust fund? No? Man, I coulda sworn…
